The first self contained portable pet that will never die due to neglect or abuse because its already dead! Every boy and girl will want their very own pet zombie head this holiday season. You and your family will enjoy its reanimated variety of company for generations.
Tap the glass or use the integrated control panel to interact with the newest member of your family.
About:
As you are well aware, 3 years after the so called "zombie infection" took root it was eradicated. During BCS's extensive cleanup operation we discovered that many zombie's heads were left living after having been removed from their bodies. Some felt that it was wrong to destroy them in their incapacitated state so we halted incineration operations.
After a few days of research and analysis BCS determined that they would make perfect pets. After all, there is no dire need to care for them. They are actually quite hard to kill. They provide all the emotional benefit of a pet without the heartache when that pet inevitably dies. In focus testing we found that after the initial complete and utter horror, most children took to the zombie heads quite well.* Project Z-HEAD was born.
It is our goal to get a Z-HEAD within biting distance, so to speak, of every boy and girl.
Fear not, we have taken every precaution. We have developed a secure containment unit** that allows for easy viewing of your pet zombie.
Of course, there is an access port at the top allowing your children to decorate their zombie*** and the interior of the containment unit to their hearts content.
Note: You may notice a few aggressive tendencies brought on by the hunger for human flesh and the strong smell of living brains found withiin the average household. YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT DEFECTIVE. After a period of time zombies become resigned to the fact that they are trapped and aggression subsides.****
Rot is natural: Keep the containment unit in a cool and dry environment to minimize the effects of this process.
* Trying to reintroduce a former member of the family as a Pet zombie tends to have negative results. This effect is exacerbated if the family member was turned into a zombie by a Z-HEAD.
** 4 out of 5 Z-HEADs are not able to find a way to get out of the unit. "Taken every precaution" is just a figure of speech.
Rarely Z-HEADs are able to escape from their enclosure. Should this happen please seek the aide of an experienced zombie wrangler. Do not try to re-capture Z-HEAD yourself.
*** We recommend that all of our customers avoid decorating the mouth.
**** For the most part.
License agreement:
Users agree to release Bioscience and Chemical Solutions Inc. from any liability for bodily injury or accidental zombification of family, friends, coworkers and other pets. Please use Z-HEAD responsibly.
Caution: In case of escape, destroy brain.
第一个自我包含的便携式宠物，将永远不会死由于忽视或虐待，因为它已经死了！每个男孩和女孩都会想要他们自己的宠物僵尸头这个节日。你和你的家人将享受其复活的各种公司代。
挖掘玻璃或使用集成控制面板与您的家庭的最新成员互动。
关于：
正如你所知道的，3年后，所谓的“僵尸感染”扎了根，它被根除。BCS的清理操作过程中，我们发现很多僵尸的头离开生活已从他们的身体后。有些人觉得这是对他们能力的国家摧毁他们错了所以我们停止焚烧行动。
经过几天的研究和分析，确定他们会做出完美的BCS的宠物。毕竟，没有什么可怕的需要去关心他们。他们真的很难杀死。他们提供了一个宠物的所有情感利益，没有心痛的时候，宠物不可避免地死亡。重点测试我们发现，最初的完全和绝对的恐怖之后，大多数孩子把僵尸的头很好。*项目z-head出生。
我们的目标是在咬距离得到了z-head，可以这么说，每个男孩和女孩。
不要害怕，我们已经采取了一切预防措施。我们已经开发了一个安全的遏制单位* * * * * *，可以方便地查看您的宠物僵尸。
当然，有一个在顶部的访问端口允许您的孩子装饰他们的僵尸***和内部的遏制单位对他们的心内容。
注意：你可能会注意到一些积极的趋势所带来的人类肉体的饥饿和活人的大脑，强烈的气味找到withiin家庭平均。你的产品没有缺陷。一段时间的僵尸成为辞职的事实，他们是被侵略后下沉。* * * *
腐病是自然的：保持在阴凉干燥的环境中的遏制单位，以尽量减少这个过程的影响。
*设法让家庭的一名前成员作为宠物僵尸往往有负面的结果。这种效果是如果家庭成员变为一个z-head僵尸加剧。
* 4出5 z-heads无法找到出路的单位。”采取的每一项预防措施都只是一个比喻。
很少z-heads能够逃脱他们的外壳。如果发生这种情况，请找有经验的僵尸牧马人的助手。不要试图抓住z-head自己。
我们建议我们所有的顾客都不要装饰嘴。
***最重要的一部分。
许可协议：
用户同意从身体伤害或家庭，意外成为僵尸的任何责任的生物科学和化学解决方案公司发布的朋友，同事和其他宠物。请用z-head负责任。
小心：在逃跑的情况下，破坏大脑。
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